svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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ipromiseiwilltakeyouthere:

ryan:

Me during midterms and finals.

Me always

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princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

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"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"

Steve Maraboli (via versteur)

This is so important

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