snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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(via pizza)

meladoodle:

I need a sugar daddy pronto. Taking applications immediately

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

(via pizza)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via pizza)

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees, via pizza)

teamrocketing:

i hate it when the weather is nice and i feel obligated to go outside even though there’s nothing to do there

(via smartcookies)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via tyleroakley)

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