(Source: raikouji, via cheastarshine)

"Let me just taste you, we can fuck later."

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

(via lookidontevenknow)

  • dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

wanktissue:

remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do

(Source: late90sbritneyspears, via lookidontevenknow)

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