alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via pizza)

christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

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sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

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shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

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housewifeswag:

#goals

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mellarkish:

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

image

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year-of-the-shark:

intensional:

this is so sad to watch

I would cry too if I was wearing those shoes.

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have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
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